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kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

Posted 4 days ago

swarnpert:

taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass

Posted 4 days ago

familyfriendlyurl:

my tombstones gonna say “ripped in peace” as i flex forever in my tiny coffin

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Posted 4 days ago

thebluelip-blondie:

my white protesters please remember that you’re rarely at the same risk we are when you stand up for what is right

(Source: cartoonpolitics)

Posted 4 days ago

cokeflow:

I envy literally everyone who is talented at anything

(Source: fingerblaster113)

Posted 4 days ago

sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

Posted 4 days ago

ilikeyouandvodka:

Too fat and pale to be hot dogs

Posted 4 days ago

lindsaylohoean:

XD more like XDone with talking to you forever 

(Source: lindsaylohoean)