Posted 1 month ago

hungarian:

if i don’t talk to myself who will

Posted 1 month ago

bussykiller:

firelorcl:

if you put an e on the end of clitoris it’s like an obscure yet pretty name

clitorise
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Posted 1 month ago

teamrocketing:

my last words will probably be sarcastic

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

kaltlyn:

*hamlet voice* tbh or not tbh

Posted 1 month ago

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia)

Posted 1 month ago

vriskater:

“everyone get into groups.”

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(Source: drog0)

Posted 1 month ago

toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

Posted 1 month ago

gracehellabigg:

solarcomplexities:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

OHMYGOD YES